Neg hits calibrate at 175, the level of desire if used as an artificial and manipulative means for creating high value. So the following list is more for you MM guys who lack inspiration. Non the less you can use some soft ones for teasing (which is lovely and a form of play and flirting) and regaining respect if she puts some shit on you. Before all else here are some bad examples:
Sexy: Wow.. you're sexy… almost as sexy as me.
-> bragging -> DLV
Stumble: She stumbles: First day on your new feet, ah?
Back Turn: I just had to tell you this, your body is the most perfect body for a woman with a great personality.
-> low on style
Fart: Sniff air: Did you just fart? (Quietly as if you were trying to ask ONLY her, but make sure her friends hear you.)
-> that's probably a bit too off for most people
Ok, it's all about calibration so I put in some unusual ones, but most of them quite fit everytime:
Age: Her: How old are you? You: Why, do you need someone to buy beer for you?
Alcoholic: She says something stupid: How much to drink have you had already.
Attractive: There’s something attractive about you…I don’t know what it is, but I’m curious to find out.
Behind: You look sexy… from behind.
Belt: I like your belt. My little sister wore one just like that to her school disco last week.
Bet: Did you lose a bet with someone? Her: Why? You: Those shoes… OMG how do you wear them in public?
Blink: You blink a lot.
Breath, Tic-Tac: When she talks, gently interrupt: "Here…" and give her a tic-tac.
Busy, Hair: Busy today? Her: Yea, really busy! You: I can tell, your hair is all over the place.
Chance: You don’t have a chance.
Charm: What you lack in feminine charm you make up for in dress sense.
Clever: She says something even better than you: Wow that's clever. Did you make that up all by yourself?
Comfort: I dig the way you give up fashion for comfort.
Drink, Order: Waitress: Whaddaya want to drink? (Pause, look her in the eye.) What do you reccommend, are there any house specials? Her: Blah. (Look her dead in the eye, pause.) Nah, that sounds awful, why don't you just bring me a ______.
Drinks, Direct: I don't buy drinks for girls.
Ear: You’ve got something in your ear.
Earrings, Heavy: Those earrings are lovely, a little heavy on your ears but it's ok, people in Africa think that's sexy.
Easy: Hey, don’t get any ideas, cos I ain't easy.
Eyes: You have really pretty eyes. Especially the right one.
Feet: Look at her feet: Aww that's so cute, my kid sister is pigeon-toed too.
Finger on chin: point to her chest then swing your finger up to her chin and laugh: i got you
Hair Color: Is that your real hair color? Her: Blah. You: Well it’s still nice anyway.
Hair, Waffle: What do you call THAT hairstyle?… The Wafflel
Hi 5: She says something cool. Reach to give her a high five. As her hand gets closer move yours away. She'll miss: You dork! …Let's do this again!
Incompetence: Holy shit. You really don't know what you're doing, do you?
Interruption: Excuse me…May I finish my sentence first?
Introduction: Quit it! (Melodramatic voice.) Or I'm going call that guy over for you. (Playful, pointing to old or ugly man.)
Ketchup: Hey, you got something on your back… looks like ketchup.
Like This: To her friends: Is she ALWAYS like this?
Lipstick on Teeth: You have some lipstick on your teeth.
Make-Up: I bet you’re even prettier without so much make-up on.
Medication: Wow. You're nuts. Have you been taking your medication?
Middle Finger: Target uses body language to signal your a loser: Smile at her and give her the middle finger at the same time.
Model, Hand: You’re a model? You must be a hand model/your hair looks kinda nice.
Model, Short: Wow, you look great.. you could be a model… if you were little bit taller … and little bit thinner..
Mom: Heyyy I like that shirt (shoes, jewelry, etc.) My mom has it. But she’s not that old so don’t worry. Or: She still has some decent fashion sense though. Or: But she's still pretty cool.
Necklace: I saw a girl with that same necklace on earlier today, it looked really good.
Nervous: Target of set seems dismissive or distant: You look nervous, do you have an exam tomorrow or something? Or: Are the cops after you? Or: Don't be, I'm not even hitting on you
Nice Girl: I don’t think we should get to know each other. Her: Why? You’re too much of a nice girl for me.
Nose, Lips: Has anyone ever told you your lips make your nose look small/big? (Opposite of her nose size.)
Nose, Real: Nice nose…is it real??!!?
Nose Wiggles: Your nose wiggles when you talk. … That's so cute.
Not, Are You? Accuse her of being or doing something you find unacceptable or unattractive: You're not (shoplifting, etc.), are you?
Personality: You know, we've only been talking for two minutes, and already I'm having trouble imagining you with a personality.
Palms, Sweaty: Palm reading: Your hands are sweaty. -> for palm reading
Perfume, Grandma: Wow, I love that perfume! Her: Thanks. You: My grandma wears the same one. She picks up old men like crazy! Her: hahaha. You: OMG, she'd totally kick your ass if she thought you were trying to compete with her!
Princess: What do you want to be when you grow up? And don’t say princess. Her: Blah You: Lame! You’re a lameass.
Pull My Finger: Pull my finger…pfft ahhahaha. No really pull my finger…pffthahahha you fell for it again!
Rude: If your target says something even slightly rude you say, "You don't get out much do you?" or "Where's your off-button?"
Shirt, Terrible: That shirt looks fucking terrible on you. (Then don't give her much attention.)
Shoes, Comfort: Those shoes look really comfortable.
Spit: Eeww you spit on me! (Playful tone.)
Teeth: You've got something in your teeth (on your lip, chin, cheek, etc.) Matter of fact voice.
Teeth, Bunny: You have adorable Bugs Bunny teeth.
Ten To a 10 with full Bitch Shield: Hey, you're a 10. (Pause, looked her up and down.) Well maybe a 7! Her: (Speechless.) You: What’s wrong? 7 is good. No one is perfect.
Tired: Her: Hey, how are you? You: Fine, how about yourself? You look kinda tired. Her: (Freaks.) OMG i do? OMG. You: Oh no, don't worry, you don't look that bad at all.
Walk: There's something unique about the way you walk, reminds me of…a penguin (football player, etc.) maybe?
Donnerstag, 25. September 2008
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